Ad proof for Winter 2001 issue of The Sorcerer's Quarterly.
Submitted to: Watkin's Products Inc., 13 Witch Way, Salem, MA 01970

Taylor Hudson, 36, of New York thought she had a good marriage until she discovered that her husband Hank had a mistress named Louisa. And when she confronted Louisa to tell her to get lost, Louisa only laughed in her face, claiming that Hank was going to leave her after the Holidays. Taylor was distraught. Then she purchased some Watkin's Tonic in the special Holiday decanter. One bottle later, Taylor was able to give Hank the one Christmas present he never expected, a 3-year-old girl whom Taylor urged, "Come on, Louisa. Tell Hank what a bad girl you've been, and how you'll be good after we complete adoption proceedings." Since then, Hank's been a good boy too! Taylor had her best Christmas ever - thanks to Watkin's Age-Reducing Tonic. Just $29.95 in your choice of pine tree, snowmen or diapered angel design decanters while supplies last in our mysteriously hidden stores in malls everywhere!

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