Connoisseurs of AR fiction know that half the fun is what happens after the age regression. Knowing a good market when he sees it, entrepreneur Krikor Z. Xavier has assembled products the perpetrators of ARs can use to help the ARed adapt (while cementing the shift of power in their own favor). You can find these products (with descriptive pictures) in:
Xavier's After-AR Products Catalog
Ridiculous Baby Clothes
Now that you've sent them back to infancy, you get to dress them. And while they may find being put in diapers humiliating, why stop there? Maximize your fun with Xavier's line of ghastly baby clothes that are guaranteed to make them wish you sent them back to the never-been-born stage. Our latest addition is this silly ensemble consisting of Venetian Doge's hat and jammies with puffy sleeves and clown's collar, in shocking pink or electric lavender, and made from itchy wool. Your new little ones will shrink further into embarrassment when you take them out in public. Just ask former fashion model Valentina (in photo), whose facial expression says it all which is a lot considering that she used to model for the House of Versace! Price: $34.95.
Sturdy Mesh-Sided Playpen
Once you've sent your possessive and authoritarian spouse, fiancée or significant other back to babyhood, Xavier's guaranteed unbreakable and inescapable playpen keeps them safely corralled and away from you while you audition their replacements in their presence. Made from indestructible thermoplastic originally developed for the space program, the mesh can take any amount of punishment doled out by tiny hands, feet and thrown toys, while a special coating makes the sides too slick to scale. Even the toughest little ones (like former ironworker Joe McGurk in above photo) will be left frustrated and crying, while you reaffirm who's now in charge. Price: $127.95.
Cooties
Hey, girls! Once you've reduced your arrogant and nasty older brother both physically and emotionally from a girl-crazy teenager to a misogynistic toddler, let the mind games begin. Our stuffed plush cootie toys make the perfect props. First gush over your youthened former big brother and offer to cover him with kisses. Wait to him to react in horror and claim he could "get cooties" from you. Then do as Gwen and Elly McInerney demonstrate in the above photo. Thrust the bright green dolls in his face and say, "Yes, we have cooties! And here they are!" Guaranteed to reduce him to shrieking tears and put him in therapy for years to come, while you establish household dominance. Price: $49.95 each.
Junior Vacuum Cleaner
After you've turned them into babies, don't let them get into
the rut of doing nothing but eat, sleep and poop. Make them work
for their diapers and formula. This vacuum cleaner, built to infant
proportions, is as powerful as the full-size models, yet can be
maneuvered easily by people age regressed to as young as 10 months.
Non-tip design also gives the youthened something steady to grasp
while they remaster the ability to walk. Price: $195.95. Will
soon add kid-sized brooms and mops.