"No! Please don't take me there! Change me back and I'll be good," Leo whined. Once a strapping 6-foot 4-inch man of 31, Leo now found himself a 4-year-old boy less than half his wife's size and hugging her legs in sheer terror.

"Ah, separation anxiety, an emotion common among preschoolers. I did my work well," said Leo's wife Amy. "But I don't wanna go to Daisy Meadows Nursery School," Leo cried as he buried his face in Amy's pantyhose. "But you must," Amy said. "I need to know where you are during the day. When you were an adult, I never knew. Several times, I caught you cheating on me with your secretary during so-called long lunches. Each time, you promised to break up with her, but you never kept your word. Now you'll have no choice but to keep it."

"You bad lady! Ms. Andrews ­ I mean Teri ­ will save me," Leo said, shocked that his newly acquired youth was already affecting his speech. "And when your secretary does, how long do you think she'll stick around once she realizes you no longer have the means to gratify her?" Amy grinned as she pulled a sniveling Leo out to her car.


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