Thoroughly chauvinistic Roland was determined to prove to his girlfriend Tammy once and for all the superiority of men over women. So armed with knowledge he acquired from a mail-order course, he approached Tammy for a final showdown.

"Men have substantially stronger mental powers than women. And I'll prove it right now," Roland smirked. With that, he closed his eyes, grit his teeth, and thought real hard. As Tammy watched, Roland grew visibly younger, rejuvenating from his 35 years to a college age man of 21. "See? Did it with my superior mental powers! Powers that only men possess," Roland grinned triumphantly.

"I don't believe it!" replied Tammy. "Then believe this," teased Roland, who again concentrated hard, and visibly grew younger again. He looked only 16 years old. "No woman has the brainpower to duplicate this fete. Admit it, Tammy," Roland laughed.

But Roland's laughter was cut short as Tammy too closed her eyes and began to think as hard as she could. Roland suddenly realized that he had resumed rejuvenating. He once again went into deep concentration, but found he couldn't override what was causing his regression. And when his now loose pants dropped off, Roland panicked. Attempting to flee, he tripped over his downed trousers. Rising to his feet, he also lost his shoes and jockey shorts. Toddling away, his shirt slipped, tripping him a second time. Now with the body of a month-old infant, Roland couldn't rise again; so he began to bawl loudly.

Tammy slowly walked over to baby Roland, picked him up, and held his tiny body against her shoulder. "Never underestimate the mental powers of a woman. Don't you agree?" she calmly said to the child. "Yes, Mommy!" Roland whined in reply.


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