The spring Seamus stumbled upon while hiking through the backwoods of Southern Florida looked so inviting; he pulled off all his clothes and went skinny-dipping. This was despite the warning of his wife Molly, who said, "I don't like the looks of that spring." But Seamus always ignored his wife, and only after he emerged and discovered his clothes no longer fit did he realize the spring was the long-fabled Fountain of Youth.

Having regressed into an infant, Seamus was picked up by Molly, who wrapped him as best she could in his grossly oversize adult clothing. "I knew ye'd ruin our vacation. Ye knew we were running low on traveler's checks. Now ye saddle us with unexpected expenses for disposable diapers, formula 'n such. If we run out of checks before our flight back to Dublin on Sunday, ye'll be deservin' a good spanking."



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