"Hey, hey hee hee...ohhh hey that tickles...hey stop that...ohhh you're killing me ha ha ha...ok you can stop now .... please big guy stop...I'm only a little baby...can't you see that? Ohhhh my poor tootsies overcome by the tickle police ow ow ow hahahahahahahahahah..this isn't what I signed up for ohh hee hee when hahahaha hey stopit mrbadhairday,ohhhho boy you're persistenthahahhahaha this isn't what heheheheehehehehe I thought heyheyhehe it would be like hahahaha when I hahahahahaha agreed hohohhohoho to be heyheyhey your baby hahahaa ohhhhh I did'nt know haha that haha you were into tickle touture hehe bigguy ohoh stop hahhahaha before I ahahaahaha wet heyeyhey my hahha shorts ohhhhohhh there I go hahaha good thing hee my new momma ho thought to hoha diaper me heyhaho real nice of her hahaha smart to ha ha you can't trust babies they leak hahahaha too bad she's hahahaha so heeheee flat-chested ohh wish I had harhar noticed that haha before you hahahhahahahaaha regwessed meohhhtolatenow no milk for baby hahahhaha.

Whew. You finally stopped. What a relief. Now I can relax. Don't do that again big guy unless you want to get peed on. I can do it. It may be small but it's always loaded, so watch out curly top. Ohh here comes the arms of the goddess called Momma picking me up. I bet she can smell me. My diaper is rather gamy. Sticky too. Yuck! Change me you domestic goddess, I dare ya. Peek inside my shorts, win a prize. Ha ha ha ha, I should go on Letterman. Hey, Momma ya think we can stop for some artificial milk on the way? Huh? Pwese, dis baby's hungry! Maybe? C'mon! You're supposed to spoil me, that was part of the deal. Right? C'mon give the baby some milky, milky for the baby. See, over there. Da kitchen, that's where da milk is. OHHHH. Walked right by. C'mon! A binky then? Can I get a binky? At least give me a binky to suck on, my lips are lonely over here. C'mon C'mon C'mon - Yes! Mmmmmmm. Nothing like a good rubber nipple between the lips. Mmmmmmmm.

Now the didee. Hey it's kinda chilly here without my sleeper coverin' my nakie body. I think my nipples are gettin' hard. Ohhh baby, you know what I like. Do it to me. That's it sweet momma, untape that soggy didee, slowwly undo one tape. Now, the other, ohh yes baby! I love it. Now lift up my legs and take that nasty didee away. It feels so good Momma! Ohhhhh, the wipe is cold. Make's me wiggle like a Hula dancer. Be sure to get in all the crevices. Opps, looks like the nips aren't the only body part gettin' hard. Sorry 'bout that can't help it, must be the air 'cause I don't think us wittle babys can get aroused sexually. Can we? Hey look, you got the powder. My favorite part. Rub it all over, baby doesn't want a didee rash. Oh no he certainly doesn't. Now the clean didee goes on. Ummm, it feels so warm and cozy. Nirvana on Earth.

Now the sleeper goes back on. Hey! Watch the arms, they don't bend back that far. Now ziiiiipppp! And we're done. Ahhhhh. Now how about dinner? Don't make me start crying, no one likes that. That's it let's go right into the kitchen...right...into...Hey! Mommma what are you doing!? You're walking right past the kitchen! How can you do that? Don't you know how hungry I am? Well, now I have to call out the big guns. Don't say I didn't warn ya, you asked for it. Here goes: Waahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!


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