Dissatisfied Customer

by ARthur

Wendy found her father Herman to be a total embarrassment. He sat around the house in his underwear, drinking beer, belching and watching TV. And he acted silly whenever the 6-year-old girl's friends visited. Wendy had had enough. So she bought some Watkins Age-Reducing Tonic, which turned her father into her 3-year-old little brother.

As a child, Herman still lived in his underwear, drank root beer, belched a lot and watched TV. But he also became more active ­ and a gigantic pest for Wendy. He disassembled her music box, flushed her Barbie accessories down the toilet, put chewing gum in her hair, put his spoon in her oatmeal after having it in his mouth, and even wet her bed. When her friends visited, Herman ran his toy trucks over their Barbie dolls, upended their board games, pulled the other girls hair, and danced around the room wearing Wendy's PowerPuff Girls panties on his head. He giggled madly after each incident. And when Wendy got steamed at him, he ran crying to her mother, who bawled her out for picking on her little brother, adding, "After all, he's also your father." The little weasel had replaced her as mother's favorite!

This all prompted Wendy to write a letter of complaint to Watkins Products. In reply, they sent her a free bottle of their new Age-Progression tonic. She took it herself, adding 20 years to her age. The first thing she did was give Herman the spanking he so richly deserved. She then slipped her mother some of the regular Age-Reducing tonic, turning her into a 5-year-old. "Let's see how she likes having Herman as her kid brother," Wendy chuckled.


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