Travis was a real fanatic about eating natural foods grown organically without artificial fertilizers or pesticides. And when his live-in girlfriend Carol cooked something else, he would severely criticize her.
But after Travis once too often berated Carol before friends for serving foods with artificial colors and such, Carol plotted revenge. She secured natural spring water from the Fountain of Youth and switched it with Travis' regular brand of bottled water.
After the waters did their job, Carol dressed Travis in a Pampers and infant's gown, and sat him on her lap. She revealed herself to be wearing a nursing bra. "From now on, little boy, you will be fed nothing but the most natural food on earth, with no artificial colors or preservatives, and untainted by hormones, chemical fertilizers and pesticides. It's called Mother's Milk," Carol grinned. "Now what do you say to that?"
Travis scrunched his face and said, "Milk from a breast?
Yuuuucckk!"