Ad proof for November 2000 issue of Mystical Electronics Magazine. Submitted to: Zappem Electronics, El Camino Nino, Quartz Hill, CA 93551.

Online Terrorism Controlled by AR Security Software

The Number One problem facing e-commerce businesses today are hackers who do nothing all day but create new computer viruses to disable your web sites. Ordinary security programs work for a while, until the hackers figure out how to override the codes. But only AR Security Software from Zappem Electronics stops hackers permanently. Once installed, AR Security Software reacts instantly to any detected download of a computer virus by sending a 10-times stronger program back to the computer of origin. This program manifests in the computer keyboard, directing an electronic impulse into the hacker's fingertips that initiates a quick and effective change in his growth structure. Owners of AOL (Amazing Orange Libations) report that after installing AR Security Software that their web site was never again bothered by their main menace, a hacker calling himself mafiamug. As a result of our patented program, mafiamug (in above photo) spends less time at the computer due to a sudden need for afternoon naps and 7 p.m. bedtimes. And when at the computer, he now spends his time changing the color of ballet skirts on wiener dogs and writing love letters to Bubbles of the PowerPuff Girls. When hackers hit your web site, hit back with AR (Age-Reducing) Security Software; sold in fog-enshrouded pirate computer stores nationwide.



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