Quick Fix

by PixChick

Although quite active her entire life, Carrie was beginning to feel old when she reached 60. "How can I keep up with my grandchildren when I creak and ache all over," she moaned.

Then she spotted an ad for an herbal remedy in a supermarket tabloid. The potion promised to "quickly end problems associated with aging." After receiving a box of the remedy by mail, she mixed the contents with hot water in a teapot and consumed it all. "I wonder if it really works," Carrie thought.

Much better than she expected. Within minutes, her body began to pulsate. Momentarily unable to control her body motions, she stumbled around the room in violently jerky motions and throwing off her clothes. After thudding to the floor, she sat in only her cavernous girdle with one cup of her bra perched on her head like a yarmulke.

Carrie smiled at what she saw. She was now much younger than her two grandkids were. She toddled to a closet for some baby clothes she saved from their infancy, grinning, "My grandkids are due here in 15 minutes. Let's see them keep up with me now." And they barely could (that's Carrie in the middle).



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