Monologue by Zachary Sayles (was age 27, now age 2), recorded August 14, 2000:

"My day started normal enough. But then I rejected my secretary Alicia's request for vacation time, and ordered her to get my morning coffee. She brought a truly bitter cup of java. After drinking it, I began to tingle all over. I notice my desktop rising before my head plunged into my shirt. Flailing around, I tried to punch my way out of the shirt as I felt my feet pull off the floor. My shoes dropped off. I slid off my chair and made a painful landing on the floor. I was terrified, wrestling to escape what had been my clothing.

"Then two large arms plunged into my cotton, wool and polyester prison; grabbed me; and yanked me to daylight. It was Alicia, and did she look huge! I could feel my feet dangling high off the ground. Alicia giggled, 'It worked better than that guy in R&D said. For how bad you've treated me these past three years, I ought to spank you. But you're just too cute now, little boy.' Little boy? My gosh! As I could see it, I was now an infant.

"Placed on Alicia's desk, she yanked up my legs and applied powder and a diaper she borrowed from the firm's daycare facility. All the while, she made cracks like, 'You sure got a tiny one now, Zack.' Then Alicia began to tickle and tease me atop the desk. I couldn't see her face, as her big and bobbing breasts obscured it. Normally, I might have enjoyed this, but having Alicia in full control bothered me.

"I then noticed it was nearing 12 noon. I had a lunch with clients at The Tavern on the Green restaurant ­ one that could solidify or sink my chances of becoming a top company executive. Executing a daring escape from the desk, I grabbed a hat and ran out. 'What a bad day,' I thought to myself as I weaved around large adults. But things got worse. I arrived just before noon, but the clients will think I stood them up. The matre d' wouldn't let me into the place. He pointed to a sign: 'No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service." And there I was, a baby wearing only a hat and diaper. This has truly the worst day of my life"


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