It Pays to Advertise 7
by PixChick
Ad proof for Fall 2000 issue of The Sorcerer's
Quarterly
Submitted to: Watkin's Products Inc., 13 Witch Way, Salem, MA
01970.
Employees at General Industries ceased looking forward to each
workday from the minute efficiency expert Jack Gossner, 42, walked
into the Milwaukee business. Using his stopwatch, he timed every
procedure the workers performed, and was soon ordering them to
trim performance times in half. He even told them that 17 minutes
was enough for a half-hour lunch period. Workers soon became weary,
frazzled and disgruntled. But then they pooled their dollars to
buy some Watkin's Tonic. One bottle later, Jack no longer bothered
them with outrageous demands to speed things up although
he did complain at how long it took to get a response from his
crying, and that diaper changes should take less than 8 minutes.
Workers at General Industries now enjoy their jobs again, thanks
to Watkin's Age-Reducing Tonic. Now available for overnight delivery
from our obscure e-commerce site: www.mysteriouslyhidden.com.