If you're going to operate a TV station for the AR community, you should have some daytime fare. So here are what those home during the day may be watching (with appropriate pix):
Daytime on AR-TV
As Compiled by ARthur
10:00 - Inside Edition
Correspondents take a behind-the-scenes look at the on-line Internet fashion show staged by Li'l ValARie's Secret, the national retailer who guarantees that its lingerie and swimwear will give those who wear them a more youthful figure. Among the supermodels interviewed at the show is Tyra Banks (shown regressing from her Li'l ValARie's bikini while on the catwalk), who boasts to reporters, "Show me another company that delivers on their promises and more!"
10:30 - Judge Hooten's Court
Buford Hooten, the justice of the peace of tiny Aphid, Texas, known for his ability to punish those in the wrong by fining them not in money but by taking years of aging, practices his brand of ironic justice in this new television courtroom program. First on the docket is Marjorie, who is suing her ex-husband Arnie for not paying alimony or child support for their 5-year-old son Mike. Arnie counters that he shouldn't have to pay because Marjorie is "like a leech, trying to suck me dry." How will Judge Hooten rule?
11:00 - All My Children
Tired of being savagely manipulated by Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) for the last 20 years, other major cast members hire a mysteriously magical boy named Pan (Cody Gifford) to inflict their revenge, and hopefully put Erica out of commission for at least the next 20 years. Pan later denies that he has a kid sister.
12 noon - Family Feud
Under the new rules for AR-TV, two generations of individual
families will now compete against each other, answering questions
for the right of younger members to make older members smaller
than them so they can give them a taste of their own medicine.
Older members play to avoid that fate (and maybe gain an extra
edge on their unappreciative offspring). Louis Anderson stars
as host and substitute nanny.