With the overwhelming financial success of "Nutty Professor II: The Klummps," with its youth serum subplot, we can expect Hollywood to try to duplicate the formula next year. So can probably look forward to the following (with appropriate pix) scenarios to turn up as...
Summer Movies: 2001
As Compiled by ARthur
"Bootie Camp"
A smug but aimless young man (Mike Meyers) enlists in the Marines at the insistence of his parents, who wholeheartedly believe the slogan "Marines Build Men." Unfortunately, he is assigned to the one platoon that does everything the opposite.
"Misery II"
Stranded during a blizzard in an isolated mountain village, a rock star (Mick Jagger) finds refuge in the home of his self-proclaimed Number One fan (Kathy Bates), who has a very ingenious way to keep him there forever and ever!
"Tootsie, Goodbye!"
Out of work again, an obnoxious New York actor (Dustin Hoffman) decides to take his female impersonation ruse in a new direction. Imbibing an experimental youth potion, he disguises himself as a girl actress and wins the lead role in a Broadway revival of "Annie." But after the brother of the girl he beat out for the roll slips him a second dose, the actor goes on to greater fame as the spokes-brat for Huggies.
"The Not-So-Visible Man"
A scientist (Leslie Nielsen) is certain his invisibility
formula is a
success when his wife pretends not to notice him at the breakfast
table,
especially after he requests a diaper change. Finally realizing he
actually
developed an age-regression elixir, he rationalizes that while he was
not
rendered transparent, he is at least harder to see.