Melvin, still carrying his morning cup of coffee, answered the doorbell and was confronted by a man with a clipboard. "Good morning! I'm with Wizard Marketing Surveys and I'd like to ask what you think about Scooters Disposable Diapers for Girls," the man inquired.
"Sorry, I have no opinion. I'm a bachelor who lives alone. There are no baby girls in this household," Melvin replied. "Oh, then let me rectify this situation," the man said while moving his free hand in a wide oval.
Melvin suddenly found himself looking up at the man. Looking down, he saw he now had the body of a baby girl, and was wearing only a Scooters girl's diaper. "I'll be back in a week to get your opinion on the product," the man said, adding, "We're all wizards at Wizard, y'know."
Continuing to hold her coffee cup, little Melvina stood
astonished
in the doorway more than five minutes after the man left. She
then thought to herself, "Hey, this diaper's absorbent lining
does keep wetness away from my bottom. And those elasticized legs
really do prevent leaks. I give Scooters a 9.8 on a scale of 10."