Anyone remember the scrooch gun the moon men Gidney and Cloid used on the old "Bullwinkle Show"? I have one just as good; only it doesn't freeze people in motion. It makes them younger.

Want to see it work? See that sexy babe at the pool? The one with the D-cup chest? The one flirting with my fiancée Wendell? And using a hula-hoop as an excuse to wiggle her stuff before him?

Just aim the gun, pull the trigger, and ZZZAAAP! Well, dearie, surprise, surprise! It's going to be a long time before you steal anyone's boyfriend again. Better stick to stealing Twinkies from the other kids' lunches in the fourth grade, because that's where you'll be going tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that, ad infinitum. Heheheheheh!

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