It was the strangest case ever encountered by the city police. Rap singer Teehanay had disappeared ­ most likely kidnapped ­ while leaving the auditorium after one of his concerts.

A large group of non-fans, who opposed his music that labeled all women as whores worthy only of rape and vicious abuse, had gathered in protest before the auditorium. To avoid this scene, Teehanay decided to exit from a rear door. But soon after he entered the alley, a scream was heard. A blue SUV (probably a Blazer) sped past the open door. And when people rushed out, all they found were Teehanay's clothing. But he was nowhere to be seen.

Police set up roadblocks in the area to capture the kidnappers. At one checkpoint, a blue Blazer was seen. Officer Wendy Resnick approached the vehicle and shined her flashlight inside. "Just me, my sister and her baby," the lady driver said. Wendy aimed the light at the baby strapped into a car seat in the rear. The baby, with a desperate facial expression, reached out to Wendy. "What a cute little baby girl," Wendy gushed. The baby retracted her arms and stared down at her body in puzzlement. "You can proceed," Wendy said.

As the Blazer drove off, the two adult women chuckled loudly. "That little goodie we purchased at the Spells R Us store not only made you younger, but changed your gender," the driver snickered. "We thought it important that you, Teehanay, learn from the other side what it's like to be raised female. And why we are disgusted when musicians sing about the joys of binding women with duct tape, burning them with cigarettes, beating them, and (shudder) raping them," the sister in the back seat added.

"Time to begin your reeducation," the driver said as she pulled out a "Great Show Tunes" CD. "Better music! This one's from 'The Flower Drum Song,'" she added. As the girl who was Teehanay folded her arms in shock and maximum disgruntlement, the SUV was filled with the song, "I Enjoy Being a Girl."


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