Ad proof for Summer 2000 issue of The Sorcerer's
Quarterly
Submitted to: Watkin's Products Inc., 13 Witch Way, Salem, MA
01970.
Margo Belton, 33, of Dallas was angry that her husband Herb had quit yet another job because he didn't like his boss and co-workers. Now the family would have to get by on her meager income as a part-time waitress, while Herb would sit home watching sports on TV and eating more than double the food he usually does. Family finances looked bleak. Then Margo bought some Watkin's Tonic. One bottle later, Margo (seated) was able to switch Herb (on her lap) to a liquid diet she could provide for free, while daughter Chelsea (right) can now earn some spending money as a babysitter. Now Margo's income easily covers all family expenditures -- thanks to Watkin's Age-Reducing Tonic. Sold in mysteriously hidden shops in malls everywhere.