"Ponce de Leon brand soap," old Jed red the label. What stupid stuff was his wife putting in the shower for him now. Not his usual brand, but what the hell, soap was soap, after all.
He opened the box and started the shower. The soap left a tingling feeling in his skin. Wow, that is nice, he thought, looking at the box, which promised to make him feel younger.
As he turned off the water afterward he had to admit, he felt
a lot younger than his 76 years. But still, he felt a little confused,
"Hmm, wasn't this place smaller when I got in?"