Cora considered herslf the best telemarketer in the office. Maybe the best in the country. She always said "It isn't what you're selling, it's how you sell it. Why I could sell igloos to eskimos or brooms to witches," she was fond of saying.
But lately she had lost her edge. She didn't know why, but the other two girls in the office, Brenda and Nashiki, had overtaken her and Robert was about dead even. So she felt she just needed to push a little bit harder.
That's when she made her big mistake. She interrupted a coven of witches during a monthly spellcasting meeting. When she couldn't seem to interest Glenda (who had answered the phone) in signing up for a new credit card, she cracked. She started yelling into the phone and, before she knew it, she and everyone else in the office was wearing diapers and babbling into toy telephones.
And somewhere, a coven of witches had a good laugh.