Only two years old mentally and she still thinks she's a tough girl. That's probably because she doesn't realize there's anything wrong with how she's acting. To her, she's doing what she's always done. But that's certainly not true.

Until just recently she was a normal adult woman, though a little on the rough side. She used to hang out in bars with her boyfriend. He's another one - a real bad ass. Anyway, one night last week when I was at the bar myself, she brushed herself up against me a couple of times to get my attention. Shortly after that, she told her musclehead boyfriend that I had been hitting on her. I think she got off on that stuff. Some tough guy fighting over her or something.

Her boyfriend's not much to look at anymore either. She pushed the rest of him out into her diaper some time yesterday. I had joked with her as I cleaned her up. "P.U. What's so stinky?"

"Boyfwend!" she said as she laughed.

She's really pretty clever for a two year old.



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