But Officer...

by capst

Angeline Spencer had worked long and hard to perfect her art. But it had finally paid off. Following a grueling audition, she had been awarded the starring role in the upcoming performance of the prestigous City Opera Company.

While she felt she was well prepared, Angeline couldn't resist getting an edge. While nobody was looking, she put a little oil on the slipper of her chief rival. That one slip by Katarina Skovok was enough to give Angeline the role.

Angeline was so excited, she didn't even stop to change into her street clothes before hurrying home to tell her family of her accomplishment. The only pause came when, as she left the theater, Katarina gave her the chills by fixing her with an icy stare.

But as Angeline drove home, she began feeling strange. When the police car pulled in behind her, she could barely hit the brake pedal to stop.

She jumped from the car to an unusual point of view. Putting her hands over her head, the first words out of her mouth were, "But officer, I used to be this big."


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