Brian hated that he suffered from "lactose intolerance." When everyone else was enjoying ice cream or milk shakes, he couldn't. And if he did eat some, he suffered severe stomach cramps.

Hearing that a shaman in the Andes Mountains had an ancient potion that would cure his inability to digest dairy products, Brian flew to Peru and rode a llama to the shaman's village to acquire the potion. Returning home, he drank the potion. It worked, but with one unexpected side effect. In addition to eliminating his lactose intolerance, the potion also eliminated almost all his aging.

Brian is happy that he is no longer lactose intolerant, as he is now of the age where he can cannot eat solids, and is fed only milk. "I should have suspected this," Brian thought in his crib, holding the complimentary spill-free beverage container he received for making a sizable potion purchase at the shaman's store.



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