I didn't know my sister was a witch until this morning. Or I should say until it was too late.

Yesterday my friends Joe and Willie were over at my house, just hanging out. When my sister came home. It just happened to be her time of the month, so she was in a very bad mood.

The three of us didn't help her mood any. Actually we made it worse.

I still remember her parting words. "Some day the three of you will wish we never had this conversation."

What we didn't know was that day would be the very next day.

The next morning my sister woke Joanna, Wilma and myself, by throwing each of us a box of tampons, then saying, "enjoy your day at the beach. By the end of the day you'll need to start using a tampon."

True to her word, each of us had our first period three days later.

Now I wish I had never been born. Knowing I will have to go through a bad case of PMS every time my monthly visitor comes calling.


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