Adam and Breyanna had been dating behind the back of Adam's wife, Samara, for almost a year. He had met her at the local roller rink, and although she was only 17 and he 33, he fell in love with her. They continued their whirlwind romance until one day, Samara caught them. She was babysitting her nephew Ryan, and decided to take him to go skating. As she walked in, she saw her husband groping and passionately kissing a young teenage girl.

"ADAM!!!! What the hell is this???,"she screamed. "And I thought you loved me. Well, if it's that little girl, and yes honey, you ARE a little girl,you want, you can have her."

Adam started to get nervous. This was NOT in the plans for this evening.

"Sam, please. I'm sorry. You're right....."

"NO!!!," said Samara, cutting off her unfaithful husband. "You are a slime bag. And I will make you pay. Dearly, might I add. Well, since me and Ryan's evening is ruined, why don't you and little Miss Floozy here go skating. Show everyone your new prize. Go on."

"Sam, listen, I just want a second chance. Please, I'll do anything," pleaded Adam.

"Anything? Fine," said Samara. "This is the deal. You and the skank here will put on these skates." She held up two pair of old style quad skates. "If you can get them on, skate 5 laps around the rink and get them off again in less then 4 minutes, you will be forgiven. Otherwise, you will deal with the consequences. Deal?"

Adam eagerly shook his head yes, as did Breyanna. This would be a piece of cake. The two took off their shoes, and sat down.

"Before I give you the skates and start the clock, let me say one thing.....Upscack Telloy Wrentlo Salo Quixder Vasgut Zaloppio."

Adam and Breyanna looked at Samara like she was insane. "What the hell did you just say, Sam?" asked Adam. Samara just smiled and said,

"Ready....Set....GO!!!!!!! Hurry hurry, the clock is ticking!"

The two lovers scurried to put the skates on and lace them. One minute down, three to go. They rolled onto the floor and proceeded to sprint skate five laps. Another minute this took, leaving them two full minutes to get the skates off. They both smiled, knowing they had won the bet. As they sat on the floor to remove the skates, however, their joy turned quickly to frustration. Try as they might, they couldn't get the laces undone. Another minute passed, and still they were laced.

"What the hell,"yelled Adam. "I can't get them off."

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