A week before her wedding, Ginny decided to use that gift certificate she received at her bridal shower for the Body-O-Matic, a new machine that electronically reshapes body parts without surgery. Ginny hoped to reduce the size of her nose and buttocks. Her friends Linda and Paula accompanied her to the local Body-O-Matic clinic.

After Ginny, stripped to her panties, entered the Body-O-Matic chamber, her friends, already bored by the wait, discovered the machine's control booth empty. "Look at all this computer equipment!" Linda exclaimed. "And is says here that all you need do is type commands into this screen to change the occupant of the chamber," Paula added. "Well, Ginny has more faults that just her oversize nose," Linda grinned.

So the two friends typed a wish list into the screen to give Ginny "a button nose...smaller feet...a shorter hair style...a more youthful complexion...less top-heavy figure...restore her lost innocence...more meat on her bones so she won't look so anorexic...regain her virginity." Then Paula accidentally elbowed the activation button. As the machine began to hum, Linda and Paula hurried back to the waiting room.

Minutes later, a nurse walked a cute baby girl into the waiting room. "I found this child in the Body-O-Matic chamber. Does she belong to either of you?" the nurse asked. "No!" Linda and Paula said as they dashed out the door to see if they could still get refunds on the bridesmaid gowns. The machine had all too closely carried out every one of their instructions, they later admitted. Only the cumulative result was a surprise.


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