Suzanne was surprised to find her friend Joyce looking at least 8-months pregnant when she showed no such physical traits five days earlier. "What happened?" Suzanne asked.

"This is going to sound weird," Joyce began as she told a story of how, two days before while her boyfriend Jack was trying to put the make on her on the sofa, the air in the center of the living room ripped open and a hideous monster stepped out. "I am a denizen of the fourth dimension beginning exploration of the third dimension," the monster said. Jack picked that moment to try and show Joyce what a brave he-man he was. "Scram, four eyes!" Jack yelled, even though the monster had at least six. He proceeded to pepper the monster with every demeaning insult he knew.

"Such insolence!" the monster snarled. "And if you don't like it, you can stuff it where the sun don't shine," Jack bellowed back. "That gives me an idea," said the monster, and Jack slowly disappeared.

"You mean Jack was age regressed before birth?" Suzanne said as she patted Joyce's ample abdomen. "Yes," Joyce replied. "I wonder what Jack is thinking now," Suzanne queried. "He's probably extremely happy," Joyce said. "He'd been trying to get into my pants all that evening."



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