Poor Baby!

by PixChick

A week before her 25-year high school reunion, Tricia ran into Lois, the girl she regularly humiliated in school for not meeting the in-crowd's standards for beauty, and taunted when she felt hurt by sarcastically adding, "Poor baby." But Lois, although 43-years-old like Tricia, didn't look any older than 21.

"How do you do it?" Tricia asked. "At the laboratory where I work as a chemist, we're working on a means to reverse aging. It's still experimental, but it seems to work," Lois said. "I must have some before the reunion so I can still lord over the other girls," Tricia said. "I don't know..." Lois began. "Look, I'm sorry for all the stuff I did to you in high school. Forgive me? Now I want some of that youth medicine. Here's $500 for your trouble," Tricia condescendingly said. Lois reluctantly agreed.

Lois delivered a bottle of purple syrup a few hours before the reunion. "Drink this, and you'll be younger in a few hours," Lois said. Tricia gulped it down, but saw no effects before going to the reunion.

At the reunion, Tricia ran into her old boyfriend Tom, the quarterback of the football team. Turning on the charm, she succeeded in getting Tom onto the dance floor. But on the floor, the syrup began to work ­ and fast. Tricia shrank out of her strapless gown, bra, panties and pantyhose; ending up a 1-year-old naked baby girl desperately holding onto Tom's hands lest she fall onto her now miniscule rump.

Lois walked onto the floor, smiled, and said, "You didn't think an insincere apology and $500 would stop the hurt caused by all the nasty things you did to me in high school; including encouraging of others to laugh at me for my plain looks. Now we're even." As she walked off, Lois turned around and added, "Poor baby."


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