ARjuvian Express

By PixChick

-The following is a paid advertisement -

Six-pack of girl's multicolor size 4 panties: $12.99.
Four girl's top and shorts playclothes sets: $92.42.
Two sun dresses (pink and yellow): $33.96.
One-year enrollment is the Stuffed Character Toy of the Month Club: $1,118.00
Bottle of Watkin's Age-Reducing Tonic: $29.95.
Ability to stay home and develop a much closer relationship with your daughter (because you now have the perfect excuse to quit those two jobs you've been holding down for the past few years): Priceless.

Some things you can't put a price on. For everything else, there's the ARjuvian Express Card. Don't shrink down without it!


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