Kelly and Holly were boy stealers. They had stolen just about everybodys boyfriend that was worth having in their high-school. And as seniors, they were looking forward to trying their luck with the college boys next year.
But the college boys valued a more sophisticated look. So it was convenient that they found that some idiot had left a makeup kit in an unlocked gym locker. They hurried to Kelly's house to try working on their sophisticated look.
But the more makeup they applied, the less shophisticated they looked. In fact, they cried like little girls when Kelly's mommy caught them and delivered a sharp swat to their tiny rears. Next year, when they're in kindergarten, they'll have to find some other way to attract the boys. Maybe short dresses and cute panties.