It Pays to Advertise 6
by capst
Ad proof for Fall 2000 issue of The Sorcerer's
Quarterly
Submitted to: Watkin's Products Inc., 13 Witch Way, Salem, MA
01970.
Sisters Debbie, Darleen, and Donna Standen, never saw very
much of their father, Doug. He was a workaholic and seldom came
home before the girls went to bed. The girls thought things would
change for the better when Doug hit the state lottery for 27 million
dollars. But they were wrong. After the lottery win, Doug spent
all his time flitting from horse track to casino, seemingly intent
on blowing all the newfound wealth. Then, when the family was
on a rare vacation together to Las Vegas, the girls wandered into
an unusual hotel gift shop and happened upon a 8 oz. bottle of
Watkin's Tonic. Now, along with their mother, Delores, they're
spending a lot more time with little Dougie. Except he now has
an earlier bedtime than they do, all thanks to Watkin's Age Reducing
Tonic. Sold in mysteriously hidden hotel gift shops thruoughout
the civilized world.