What if the AR Community had, besides websites, its own television channel? Wouldn't we get an evening of programming such as this (pix noted with each program)?
8:00 Home Improvement.
Tim Taylor (Tim Allen) and his Tool Time partner Al (Richard Karn) are asked by a university to get an experimental wrinkle reversal machine running again. They succeed, but Tim's usual determination to give the machine more power backfires with hilarious results.
9:00 Behind the Scenes at Ally McBeal
AR-TV cameras are present when an Age Regression website bestows "Ally McBeal" actress Lucy Lu with its member-voted award of "Television Actress Most Deserving to be ARed." Thinking the award is a joke, Lucy burns the prize envelope in an ashtray in her dressing room, not realizing that the envelope contains the notation, "burn to get your prize." This program also includes an interview with "Ally McBeal" star Calista Flockhart, who suggests ideas for future episodes, including a confrontation with Lucy that ends in a spanking, and a variation on the "big breasts" episode.
10:00 MastARpiece Theater
"The Medallion of Zulo" (2000) Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pearce star in a very realistic production about the famous gold cameo with transgender and rejuvenation abilities. Scripted by three top writers from the Fictionmania website.
11:30 The Maury Povich Show
"My Teenage Daughter is Running Wild and Needs Taming."
Maury tonight introduces a new method for reforming grossly disobedient
teens that doesn't involve yelling, scary trips to sleazy
neighborhoods,
or visits to militaristic boot camps in Texas.