What if the AR Community had, besides websites, its own television channel? Wouldn't we get an evening of programming such as this (pix noted with each program)?
8:00 Happy Days
Miffed that Fonzie (Henry Winkler) no longer asks her out on dates, Pinky Tuscaderro (Liz Torres) buys him a special gift from the Spells R Us store at the Milwaukee mall. As a result, The Fonz, while still able to command the attention of local teenaged girls (especially when Mrs. Cunningham pays them $2 an hour), is baffled why Richie and the gang no longer ask him for advice on life and love.
8:30 Seinfeld
To accompany Kramer on a trip to Canada for Havana cigars, George (Jason Alexander) breaks an important engagement with his Gothic girlfriend. But when he refuses to return the timepiece she loaned him, she only grins. Jerry later comments to Elaine that while he can't put his finger on the cause, George's maturity level has apparently risen.
9:00 Secrets of the Magicians Revealed
Hostess Suzanne Somers demonstrates that nothing mystical will happen inside the Amazing Mister E's transfiguration cabinet when nobody is outside to press the hidden pedal that activates the secret floor and back wall doors. She also scoffs at E's contention that he can make Nursoy formula appear from his sleeve.
10:00 The X-Files
After encountering a space being with the ability to alter
time and space, Mulder (David Duchovny) and Scully (Gillian Anderson)
find they must work very closely with each other in order to continue
their investigation without suffering royal embarrassment.