While attending a society party in Louisiana, wealthy Dora strayed beyond the plantation garden into the nearby thicket. She soon came upon a small pond where a smug-looking frog sat on a lily pad.

"I am really an enchanted prince. Kiss me, and an amazing transformation will occur," the frog said. Figuring it was worth the chance of getting Britain's Queen Mum as a distant relative, Dora kissed the frog. She immediately felt dizzy and began to shrink.

In the aftermath, Dora found that she had regressed into a 3-year-old girl. Her expensive gown had morphed into flannel play clothes, her purse into a backpack depicting Sesame Street characters, her $500 pumps into Kmart sneakers, and her Italian-made delicate red lace panties into terrycloth training pants. Obviously, her days as an adventuress and society trendsetter were at an end.

"What gives?" she asked the frog. "As promised, your kissing me triggered an amazing transformation. I just didn't specify whom," the frog laughed.

Dora laughed too. "I'm taking you to meet my sister. She has this absolutely fabulous recipe for Cajun-style sautéed frog legs ala cayenne," Dora snickered.


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