Ad proof for Summer 2000 issue of The Sorcerer's
Quarterly
Submitted to: Watkin's Products Inc., 13 Witch Way, Salem, MA
01970.
Nancy Cochran, 16, of Cincinnati was the most proficient
cheerleader
on the Taft High School squad. But it was up to the boys in school
to vote who would be the lead cheerleader, and they had their
eyes on the cuter and larger chested, but less able, Rachel. Nancy
was discouraged. Then she acquired Watkin's Tonic in the new 6-oz.
size with a medicine dropper built into the cap. Three drops in
a soda, and Nancy (left) was elected head cheerleader in a landslide,
while Rachel (right) was appointed 6th grade playground monitor.
Nancy realized success thanks to Watkin's Age-Reducing Tonic.
Just $11.95 for a 6-oz. bottle. Also in 12-oz. regular and 24-oz.
family size bottles. Sold in mysteriously hidden shops at malls
everywhere.