Ad proof for Summer 2000 issue of The Sorcerer's
Quarterly
Submitted to: Watkin's Products Inc., 13 Witch Way, Salem, MA
01970.
Marsha Cole, 35, of Aurora, CO, was a gourmet chef and an
author
of books on housekeeping tips before she married Alan, but you'd
never know it if you listened to him. Alan always complained that
Marsha didn't cook the same meals as his mother, or cook them
as good. He also repeatedly upbraided Marsha for not keeping the
home as neat and organized as his mother, nor did she care for
him as well when he was ill. Marsha felt like a complete failure.
Then she got some Watkin's Tonic. After one bottle, Marsha (right)
was able to give Alan (center) everything he wanted from a wife
by turning those duties over to his Mother (left). Mom happily
canceled her retirement to Florida give Alan all the care he now
demanded and needed, while Marsha found an available condo in
Boca Raton where she could relax. Marsha and Alan are now both
getting what they want from their marriage - thanks to Watkin's
Age-Reducing Tonic. Sold in mysteriously hidden shops at malls
everywhere. Will soon be available in resort areas of Mexico.