The ladies at the Beta Mu sorority were weary and disgusted. Every weekend, the men of nearby Kappa Theta Xi fraternity would storm their sorority house to conduct a panty raid. They had become so thorough in their prank that the ladies found themselves having to each week replace nearly all their panties not to mention bras and camisoles. "We have to do something to stop these raids for good. We're spending more on undies than books," sorority leader Lucy complained at a sorority house meeting.
"Maybe I have a solution," said Martina, an exchange student from Haiti. "We can stop these panty raids for good if only we can get all the ingredients on this list." Surprisingly, the ladies found everything on the list on campus; even the toad musk, plantain skins and cayman eggs.
Late the next Friday evening as the Kappa Theta Xi boys stormed through the Beta Mu house front door, they were sprayed with the mixture Martina had concocted. The effects were immediate. The boys grew shorter as they moved through the hallway, eventually stumbling out of their shoes and pants. They eventually collapsed in the TV lounge, crying and fighting to escape their suddenly oversized shirts.
"Poor babies," Lucy chided the boys. "I call you babies because that's what we've turned you into. Now you deserve to be punished for this and past panty raids," she added as she signaled the other ladies into action. Each picked up one of the rejuvenated frat boys, threw him across their legs, and administered a sound spanking. "And since you like swiping undies, have these," Lucy crowed. The ladies placed changing pads on the floor and passed around a can of baby powder as they fitted each frat boy with a Pampers. "As a gesture of Beta Mu hospitality, we now offer you dinner," Lucy sang. The ladies each offered her infant the nipple of a baby bottle filled with warm formula. "Now drink up, babies. And if you are good boys afterwards, we might offer you the antidote," Lucy grinned.
"Antidote?" said Martina. "I do not understand. What is this thing you call antidote?"