Monologue by Mardi Grant (was age 26, now age 4), recorded January 23, 2001:

"Oh, hi! (giggle) What am I doing naked in your daughter's room? Now don't jump to conclusions. No, we aren't playing doctor. I was only asking your daughter to loan me some of her clothes so I can leave your home. What happened (shudder) to my clothes? I'd rather not say.

"You (gulp) say you found them? That's a bra. Do I look like I need a bra? I'm just a little girl. You found that bra sticking out under the sofa cushion. A full set of woman's clothes was with it? With an ID for a woman named Mardi? Look, lady, I don't know what you're talking about. I only came in here because I'm in your daughter's preschool class. Now if you'll just loan me a panty or something, I'll be on my way.

"No, I don't know anything about that bottle. It was in the (gasp) refrigerator? Of course I didn't drink it! Why should I? You say that bottle contained a (gulp) youth potion. It was for punishing your husband? You discovered that he was cheating on you with a mistress named Mardi ­ even in your own home. Look, I'm only a little girl. I don't know nothing about such things, so can I leave now?

Oh (shiver)? The woman's clothing in the sofa contained a key to this house? Okay, I admit I'm Mardi. I came to visit your husband because I thought you'd be away. I let myself in, and helped myself to what I thought was a beverage. Was I surprised when I shrank into a girl! But let's not jump to conclusions. I made a mistake. Remember that you're mad at Jerry, not me. Now listen to me. I promise to break up with Jerry and disappear from both your lives ­ forever. Just get me the antidote for whatever that potion was.

"What? You like the way things came out? You especially like me the way I now am? Now let's (gulp) not be unreasonable. Gimme the antidote, pleeeeze? You'll give me what I deserve? Hey! Leggo my arm. Stop that! Not over your leeeeeeeeegs! Yeouch! My butt! That hurts! Yeeeeeow! Not again! Stop it! Yeeeooooo! Not a spanking! Not on the bare bottom! Yeeeeeeooooo! What'd I ever do to deserve this? Yeeii! Yeeouch! Stop it! Yeeeeooow! Wooooo! Yeeeeeeiiiiii! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaa!..."



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