Hearing an agitated knock on her door after midnight, Crista was surprised to find her former boyfriend Geoff. "You have to hide me from the law," Geoff pleaded. "Why should I? Three times you proposed marriage, three times you moved in with me, and three times you left me for other women," Crista growled. "This time will be different. I won't leave you again. Now quick, let me in," Geoff pleaded.

Crista relented and ordered him to hide in her bedroom under the blanket on her bed. Soon afterward, she received another knock on her door ­ from the police. They asked to check if Geoff was inside, and Crista gave her approval. But after a lengthy search, even through the bedroom, they left empty-handed.

Crista went back to bed, moving her curvy body back under the blanket. As she did, a 4-month-old baby crawled out from under it, coming to rest on Crista's stomach.

"Why hello, Geoff! My but you're such a cutie," Crista gushed at the baby. She then grinned as baby Geoff took in how big his girlfriend now looked, and how tiny he'd become. "I didn't believe you when you said you wouldn't leave me again, so I took precautionary steps. Since you last left, I learned this technique at the night classes I took at the Devlin Academy of Black Magic. And now you'll stay forever," she said.

Crista closely caressed the baby to her body. Left speechless, Geoff assessed the situation, whimpered, then fell asleep in Crista's bosom.



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